----------- "Stop Beating Yourself Up"

How many times do you give up in frustration when trying to do something on your PC? How many times have you wanted to download a piece of cool software, but didn't, because you haven't
conquered the basics of your PC?

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1. ------ "Joe Robson's Ramblings"

Hi there, Hi %name%, and how are you this fine day?

Not so good eh?

Tough!

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I've had a really hard time this past few days, mainly battling with software and programs with tutorials written by techies!

Most of them, as I'm sure you already know, have NO idea how a Newbie feels and thinks.

As I've said on countless occasions, and preached to seminar attendees over and over again ...

We are ALL Newbies at something!

I can drive a car with no problem, but the young girl next door is having real problems learning to drive.

So she's a Newbie Driver!

I can find my way around a computer just fine. But I have never had reason to use a Membership Script.

So I'm a Membership Script Newbie!

And I pulled my hair out all day yesterday trying to follow the tutorial for a Membership Script I wanted to use for a new Membership site I have put together.

After hours and hours of screams and tantrums, I gave up and installed another Membership program, and the installation tutorial was even worse.

And after I finally installed it, the tutorial didn't show me how to &]%/? USE IT!

Now for those who have used a Membership Script it's probably a straight forward and easy process.

But I'm a NEWBIE!

So I can only assume that people write new Membership Scripts for experienced Membership Script users. And if that's the case then they are missing out on the biggest market for their product ...

... Those who want to use a Membership Script for the first time.

And there are millions of us out here in the REAL world.

So today I'm paying someone to install it for me. Because after all, I don't want a Membership Script ....

I want a row of buttons on my Computer Screen!

Rant over - I hope!

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There are now around 10 people involved in creating the New Newbie Club and it's growing by the minute.

Just to give you an idea of how large it is going to be, we are creating around 50 - that's FIFTY - new ebooks, courses, videos and software products. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, because the amount of free learning resources will be unmatched anywhere on the Internet.

At the weekend someone asked me why.

I replied that even though some cynics may not believe me, I REALLY DO want to help as many people in the world as I can to get a grasp of that beast we call technology.

And by helping them I will also make a living!

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You may or may not know, that I wrote a best selling Copywriting ebook called Make Your words Sell ( MYWS), and it's published by the SiteSell company headed up by co-author Ken Evoy. http://words.sitesell.com/myws/

But that's not what this note is about ...

Ken's hugely successful company was founded on the enormous success of his fantastic and widely acclaimed course Make Your Site Sell (MYSS).

It's the Course that was coined "The BIBLE Of Selling On The Net"

SEVEN volumes, and over 1,500 pages...

Well his book is now around 25% out of date but the rest of it - around 1200 pages, is STILL the very best manual around for Newbie Internet Marketers.

And he is now giving it away for NOTHING!

That's right, rather than rewrite the whole MYSS course he is making it available at no cost. All you have to do is download it.

http://words.sitesell.com/myss/

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OK my friend, I'm gone!

Keep smilin':-)

Joe.

P.S. I still do not know whether my mail server is 100% OK. So last week I wasn't sure how many people got the newsletter.

So here's the link again for Michael Green and Peter Twist's talking ebook they have agreed to let me offer you for nothing.

I appreciate their gesture and I'm sure you will too when you download it.

http://www.howtocorp.com/success-habits-diary-profits/joerobson/

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advice and bought it. Thank you Newbie Club for a brilliant newbie course.
Sincerely, Anne Harcot (Email with held for privacy)

Why is she so pleased? http://newbieclub.com/builder

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2. Tutorial  .....  "How To Create New Working Space"

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Have you recently downloaded something to your Desktop, only to find that there's no Icon appearing on your screen?

Maybe there's so many icons on there, that it can't elbow its way into view.

Perhaps your desktop is filled to overflowing with icons so that many of them have disappeared off the screen?

Reduce the size of your Icons, and reduce the space between them! Like this ...

Right click on an empty space on your Desktop.

Left click 'Properties'.

Left click 'Appearance' tab.

Left click 'Item' drop down box.

Left click 'Icon'.

Reduce the size in the 'Size' box.

Click OK. Done!

If you want even more room you can reduce the amount of space between them and get more icons per inch for your money.

Go to the 'Item' drop down box again, and open it.

Left Click on 'Icon Spacing Horizontal'

Reduce the space needed in the 'Size' box

Repeat the procedure with 'Icon Spacing Vertical'.

With trial and error you'll be amazed at the amount of space you can save this way.

Now you'll have plenty of room on your desktop for your coffee and sandwiches!

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----- "Stop The Brain Drain"

You have your car serviced regularly so why not do the same for your hard worked PC? Registry for Newbies will help you to get your PC up to the very peak of condition, and will really boost your knowledge of your PC - and its performance. Give it a medical and just watch that machine rev-up! http://newbieclub.com/rfncopy/ 

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3. Tutorial .....  "How To Save Your Draft Emails"

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Each and every email message you send is saved in your 'Sent Items' folder. That's usually near the bottom of the 'Folder List' window (on the left of your Outlook Express window).

However, there may be times when you are compiling an email and wish to save it and finish it later, rather than send it immediately. Maybe the kids' feeding trough needs re-filling. Or your Pager beeps. Or your the phone rings - or sings - or jingles - or flashes - or plays the National Anthem!

Here's how to do it. Open Outlook express, or Outlook, to try it...

Start writing a new email.

Click on 'File' in your top toolbar.

Click on 'Save' in the flyout window.

Done!

Easy eh? Yeah but WHERE has it gone?

To retrieve it ...

Click to open your 'Drafts' folder (usually near the top of your 'Folder List' window).

Find and open your draft email message.

Continue writing , then send it off in the usual way.

If you wish, you can save an email to anywhere on your PC - your gardening tutorials or whatever.

In that case ...

Instead of clicking 'Save' click 'Save As'.

You'll be given the choice of exactly where you wish to save it.

Give it a name and click 'Save'.

Do the same if you want to save an incoming email to a folder of your choice. Just open the email and 'Save As' as above.

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 "So You Think Your PC Is Safe.
Boy Oh Boy How Wrong You Are!"

Is it safe from hackers and virus spreaders who take great pleasure in digging around and spying inside it, then stealing your personal and valuable information? Think they can't do that? Think because you've got Norton, you're automatically protected? Wondering why your PC is slowing down so much? Stop the Information Hackers and Virus Spreaders DEAD.

This may shock you ... http://newbieclub.com/security 

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..... "The Scandalous Truth About Newbies And Email."

 

Don't know about email accounts, clients, web based, headers,
virus killers, Subject lines, Pop 3's, aliases and all the other
Gobbledygook? The picture-driven 'Email for Newbies' from the
Newbie Club, will solve your frustrations immediately. Go NOW to
http://newbieclub.com/efncopy

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5.  Tutorial  ... "How To Save Outlook Express Attachments"

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Assuming you're ABSOLUTELY sure an attachment you receive is safe to open, sometimes you may wish to save it in a folder on your hard drive, instead of in an email folder.

Easy peasy:-)

Double Click on the attachment to open it,

Click on 'File' in your Outlook Express top toolbar.

Click on 'Save As' in the flyout window.

Choose where you want to save it to.

Give it a recognizable name.

Click 'Save'

Easy peasy:-)

If you haven't got a decent Virus Checker/Killer get an excellent one from http://www.grisoft.com

It costs NOTHING!

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--------- "Digital Camera Owners - Smile Please!"

Confused? Disappointing Results? Let DigiCam MAGIC show you how to create the stunning photos you were promised by that salesperson. DigiCam MAGIC! will show you step by easy step, how to use your camera's amazing technology to create photos you'll be truly proud of. It's another winning publication by The Newbie Club, and is Guaranteed to get the results you want - or your money back. Seems like a good deal to me! http://newbieclub.com/digicam

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6. Joe's Pause For Thought 

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"Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what it is still possible for you to do."

---------------- Pope John XXIII

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7. Time For A Laff .... Small Ads

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Overheard in a ladies hairdressing salon ...

"Sometimes I wake up Grumpy ...

Other times I just let him sleep"

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-------- Highly Recommended Resources

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Want to know how to make a Bundle by selling Resell Rights Products? This Power Course shows how Joe Robson makes a terrific extra income doing just that.   http://reprintrightscourse.com

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Probably the best free tutorials on Affiliate Marketing I have ever seen.     http://tncinfo.com/affiliate-classroom

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See the staggering Copywriting software at Joe Robson's site. It creates Professional Headlines, Sub Heads, Ezine Ads, Pay-Per- Click Teasers, eBay Ads, Ebook Titles, Article Titles, Classifieds ... with just one mouse click. Absolutely awesome! This will blow your cynicism apart  http://headlinewriter.com   

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8. ---- FREE Exclusive Newbie Club eBooks and Courses

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"Guide To The Internet - An Overview" features the combined advice of 18 of the Internet's most successful marketers.

"Scientific Advertising On The Internet" contains the world famous Claude C. Hopkins' Classic, plus observations and Copywriting Tutorials by Newbie Club owner Joe Robson, who is also co-author of the blockbuster "Make Your Words Sell" http://words.sitesell.com/myws 

Get BOTH Newbie Club books for nothing from The Newbie Club Academy at http://newbieclub.com/academy 

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---- FREE Newbie Club Courses by Email

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Organize your files: organize@newbieclub.com
mailto:organize@newbieclub.com 

Finding files: findfiles@newbieclub.com
mailto:findfiles@newbieclub.com 

Win 98 only - Take the load off your PC: msconfig@newbieclub.com 
mailto:msconfig@newbieclub.com 

Win 98 only - Backing up your stuff: backup@newbieclub.com
mailto:backup@newbieclub.com 

---- Other Educational Resources

Visit Joe Robson's widely acclaimed FREE Copywriting Tutorials site at
http://adcopywriting.com
 
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9. --------- Your Membership Details and Contact;

To make changes to your membership details, such as updating your name or email address, or leaving (huh?), visit your membership management headquarters at http://newbieclub.com/membership.php 

CONTACT US by email at support@newbieclub.com 

The Newbie Club Insider is a publication of The Newbie Club™, which is owned by Joe Robson, who is also a Founding Member of i-Cop - The International Council of Online Professionals http://tncinfo.com/icop.htm 

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